Everytime I see crap like this, I like to picture a bunch of straight-faced old guys in suits sitting around listening to someone pitch them the idea:

"So then the McNugget says 'We like to rap... ...and unwrap too.' while a wrapped present in the background mysteriously unwraps itself to reveal a cuckoo clock. Then a bird pops out of the clock and one of the rappers says 'Whoa- look out!'... what do you think, guys?"

I'm rap rap rappin'. I'm rappity rappin'.

Hello my name is chicken and I'm here to say
Rappin' is what I do all of every day

Great. Now I'm going to have really, really strange dreams.

The next time a foreign commercial shows up on POETV and someone comments on how fucked up it is, I'm going to point them to this video.

This is just vexing.

McDonalds : Fuck right we're marketing to your children, suck it!

Ninja Rap just become incrementally less embarrassing.

im the hip-hop-apotamus, my rhymes here are bottomless.


.................hurm.....