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Just where does that probe go eh?

I guess sumo cats are a near future phenomenon.

You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick!

Wait, this is Japan...why haven't they eaten it yet?

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There was a time when ninja used cats as weapons of opportunity in combat.

This cat is nothing short of a siege weapon.

Cat seems to be aware of floating box at 1:22.

I think being followed around by random pop up boxes of asian people with surprised and amused expressions would be the best Schizophrenic episode ever!

Big grouchy blob cats are great because you can mess with them forever and they can rarely do anything about it.

See above.

It brings us together as people to share items of universal cultural interest like videos of fat adorable cats.

Ok, so, I have a smaller waistline than a cat. Nice.

My neighbor growing up had a cat who was about this fat. She was fed veal and cream almost daily. She was named, somewhat ironically, "Tinkerbell". I liked that cat.

It's going to grow up to be a catbus someday.

GARFIELD!

I'm FAT and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

Hello, Papi-Chan.

My friend had an orange shorthair cat named Big O, and it puts this puffy bastard to shame.

Big O was a cantankerous old puss.

12 kilo! That's like, an appreciable number of pounds!

despite my sister's valiant efforts to make my cat this way, he refuses to become robust.