In retrospect I should have five starred this for how agitated his bloated milky gobbet makes me.

I'd hate to be a wall in Shaftesbury tonight

No one knows what it's like
To be a wall
In Shaftesbury
With emo kids

Five stars for linking Hicks to this.

I'm going to assume from his profound misery and rage that he actually bothered to get a job so he could pay for the game and feels genuinely ripped off. I'm not going to believe that he spent the last eighteen months building an imaginary version in his head and was disappointed by the finished product which his Mum bought him because that would be cynical and mean-spirited.

I didn't understand a single word of that except "fuck."

THIS

Yeah but you have to listen to them swear which is like the human version of a dog whistle. Fookin shitte!

It has also been proven BY SCIENCE that nerd rage is the most impotent form of rage in the world.

Certainly the most anaphrodisiac.

Oh no... tell me it hasn't happened.... how long have I been asleep? Can I go outside, or will I be killed by radiation poisoning?

Also this twat has no idea what it's like to get a new game like Quake or C&C and realize that you can't even ENJOY how irritating the gameplay can be, because you need more RAM for it to run steadily. Kids these days.

Trolling in it cummiest form