-1 star for lack of butt sniffing.

"I don't know Mabel, I just think there's something wrong with it. I know he's entertaining and all, but it just gives me the creeps."

I thought this would be a jewish guy versus a dog.

What I got was far more disturbing.

That puppy if gonna go home and tell the other puppies that it met God but they won't believe

Dude's in good shape, for what that's worth.