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That's actually kind of clever.

Holy shit, it's like a rock tumbler only for chickens

I approve of this; the chicken is already dead.

Where do the feathers go? I'm guessing they fall underneath the spinning plate.

It uses the water YOU drink and the bird YOU killed to make deliscious deliscious chicken.

You keep pluckin' that chicken.

"I want all Americans to know, we will get through these difficulties together. Like the men who invented the chicken plucker-washing maching, America retains the seeds of greatness.."
-Barack Obama

post-apocalyptic meat tenderizer. stars for handwritten "SPIN" and "WATER"

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Wow. Good old fashioned American ingenuity. This is like the anti-redneck helicopter video.

Needs the "ghettoriffic" tag.

This is actually pretty neat.

It's like something from fallout. +10 for the sharpie-drawn "spin" and "wash" labels.

Needs outraged chicken squawks dubbed when they toss the bird in

NOW PUT A BABY IN IT!

So is that white barrel full of chicken gore or what?

LOOKA THAT SOMBITCH GO

John C. Reilly is truly a great American.

This is so adorable, you guys have never seen a Whizbang chicken plucker before. >.

You know, I wasn't even going to watch this. I assumed it was some industrial chicken-packing documentary. But they made it themselves. With rubber fingers. And the damn thing works.

For some reason I expected more gore and not just a cartoonish plucked chicken.

The bucket to the right.

What's that Lassie?

What's wrong?

Little Timmy fell into the Chicken Washer?