Industrial compactor was my favorite. Oh, and the one-eyed girl was hot!

Any depiction of a lawnmower accident= instant 5 stars!

I had to watch this as a training video once! The best one starts at 2:20.

-1 for not having a ramp tech being sucked into a jet engine

There's some great screams in there.

Points for the CHiPs style roll over MVA and contact detonated trunk on the mother/daughter crash.

I want a job that requires me to stand between two crushers and not use common sense.

i wonder how many have been killed to remind you to be safe?

This should have been set to Benny Hill music

Them's retarded accidents! Oh, and the one-eyed girl would look hot even with a wooden leg. Yarrr.

At least the pay is good at Klutz & Sons, and the medical plan is comprehensive.

HI, I'M A PIZZA!

-1 because the thing with the filing cabinet has happened to me before, and it SUCKED.

And I thought my work mishaps were bad. Jesus.

"Hey Joe-ee!" "YUAAACH!"

I almost lost a hand in an industrial accident, yet I laughed like a midget in a Herzog film

My favorite is the guy bumping his hand into the grinder. He doesn't let out a yell as much as a growl of anger.

I am convinced he's seconds away from turning into the Hulk and smashing up the shop!

"Graaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh!"