I can't believe this is real. This actually made my jaw drop. I have not seen something this bad on this site for a long time...and that includes that vore crap.

Congrats Michelin you have topped vore.

Every time I watch this commercial, I discover something new and terrifying about it.

TIE-RAAH FROW!

Five for evil. Also, even though the animals are magically healed, they still have tread marks on their bellies.

And sprung forth from his loins and belly, tires.

The ad didn't really do anything for me, but here's a few stars for making me believe, even for a brief moment, that Michelin was going to air some weird tie-in commercials with the Viggo Mortenson movie that's premiering this weekend.

That scream at 0:08, jesus

5 for the purple bunny with no sense of self preservation whatsoever.

His name is "Bibendum" and he deserves a tag.