As originally conceived, the whole slime thing was supposed to be a reference to You Can't Do That On Television. TODAY'S KIDS HAVE NO CONTEXT FOR IT. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE.
But I guess you can't liquefy Doras and Spongebobs and throw them on people. But you should still try.
I'll bet the number of kids who discovered their sexuality through iCarly is about the same as the number of kids who did so through You Can't Do That On Television.
If they made a commercial that showed Dora's moldy body falling into a blender and mixing with that of Reptar, and then being used as a sort of purification ceremony for the new generation of Nickelodeon OCD victims, it might have helped make it for me.
It appears you are unaware of the current crop of nick shows and celebrities aimed at teenagers. I have noted your ignorance in this matter, and have adjusted my level of respect for you accordingly.
Doesn't look any different than the slimey network I remember from my childhood, when I didn't have cable so it was a special treat to be able to watch it at a friend's house.
...WTF did I just watch? Its amazing how far Nick has come, from airing shit like Are You Afraid of the Dark, Rocko's Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy to becoming the Disney channel #2...fuck...
You must be in your early 20's or younger, otherwise you'd have known that the Disney channel didn't use to be like this either.
I don't know to what extent television and the media influences children's personalities and values, but this vomit is nowhere near what we grew up with.
NICKELODEON HASN'T BEEN ANY GOOD SINCE THEY QUIT MAKING "HEY DUDE" THERE I SAID IT AND I'M NOT SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!
(seriously, though - it's a network targeting prepubescent children. You are no longer the demo. Quit acting like fucking baby boomers whining about how ALL THE MUSIC TODAY IS JUST BLACKS SCREAMING ABOUT BITCHES AND HOES AND GATS AND I MISS THE BEACH BOYS!!!!)