Gosh darn you, Freedom. Disappearing on me like that.

The executioner tuned out about halfway through Jerry's speech. He pulled the trigger entirely by accident.

george waGGner

Oh man I remember being told that the USSR had fake American towns where their spies and sleeper agents could practice subversion, and sometimes they'd kidnap an American and put them in the town to see if it would fool them. People believed whatever weird shit anyone made up about the USSR, as long as it was evil. I wonder what stories they told about us.

I bet he'll attend those gosh darn meetings now.