She doesn't need a fuckin' mug, because she actually IS the world's greatest grandma.

If don't want her, I'll stand in for you.

I wrote Tura a long time ago asking about the status of her book.
She is really nice (these days). I want to read her biography but it seems to still be in limbo.

If she fought Betty White in a tub of Ben Gay then... Oh gawd, my pants...

fatter pussycatt kill kill

I think she'd look better with a pancake on her head.

Hint, hint.

That anecdote is not nearly as cool as the one where she tracks down and kills the men who gangraped her when she was in highschool and living on an army base.

I don't know if i agree. The thing I like about my anecdote is that it's kind of surprising.that an exotic dancer / exploitation actress should be so wise and substantial. It goes against the stereotype. Of course, your anecdote (and yes, I'd known about that) would make a much better Tura Satana movie.

Of course, that a child could be brutalized like that, take out her own justice, and then could grow to be so wise and substantial... that's pretty miraculous.

But wait... she KILLED them? I don't remember that part.

Now you tell me!