Yeah, it's a shame the Internet doesn't allow you look things like that up.

I actually stopped by a game store in the Neshaminy Mall (Bucks County, PA) once looking for Resident Evil 2, when I saw a bunch of guys crowded around a tiny TV, watching a cage match. I thought the one guy (watching the TV, not on the TV) looked a lot like Shawn Michaels. On the way out I realized that it was Stevie Richards, and that they were watching a Stevie Richards match.

Cool story.

You ok, dude?

I find it entirely believable that a wrestler I never heard of would go to video game mall stores and watch videos of himself. These stars are for the sadness in the world.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait...

Woah.

Dude...

Wait.

Did you just call your own story a "cool story"?

Do you not wait for other people's reactions any more and just pronounce your own anecdotes cool?

the coolest, bro

Yes; I really thought that it was a very cool story, and that people who were reading it may not realize it was such a cool story (possibly because they were blindsided by how cool it was.) So I did the work for you by accurately proclaiming it a "cool story."

Or I was being sarcastic because it is not at all a cool story, you dumb shit.

Cute T, cool story, validating comment by me.

I thought you say 'cool story bro' when it is in fact not a cool story bro.

I've dropped the "bro" (and the also-acceptable "Hansel") as I am a true innovator and I refuse to be bound by mortal law.

Cool self-assertion, Hansel.

I thought the story was cool.

Okay then, nuts to you.