It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

When I clicked this link, I did not expect this to be a true story.

Glad to know that the six year old I know of who stole a car and drove it through someone's garage door isn't alone.

The video started up and I started chanting... "Fat mom! Fat mom! Fat mom!" Then her glorious girth came over the screen proving me right. I squealed with glee.

He made the naughty list.

At least the beer was cold, kid has his standards.

I think I know who the proudest man in prison is right now.

He's 4 but they're going to try him as a 5 year old.

Dude, I wanna party with that guy!

"Trailer Park Boys: The Next Generation".

She's right kids do* do (hehe) this kind of stuff but not until they're 14-15 and are crossdressers. Early start.

The audio cut-off in the middle of "honest mist..." at 2:42 could not have been timed better; all my stars are for motherly incompetence / apathy and an editor's ability to drive this fact home.

I'd like to steal that blond reporter's gifts.

I do really enjoy the christmas tree and generi-beer Photoshop mock-up they did for this story.

When his future grade school pals find this video they are not going to be sure whether to ridicule him or fear him. This is a self-inflicted "Boy Named Sue."

On the plus side, the kid has a clear sense of right and wrong, which is developed far beyond that of a typical 4-year-old.

A four-year-old tranny alcoholic thief? Someone get Tarantino on the line!

The reporter voice over saying, "...she feels like a failure".

The true Christmas present in this story is the ratings spike for the local news station that got the scoop on this one. Hooray!

Ladies and gentlemen, the lost lovechild of Robert Downey, Jr.

The beer was partially drank.

Wait. what was that about the first house again?

DING DONG

"Who the hell is it? It's one-thirty in the ... hey, was anyone expecting a drunk four-year-old in a dress? Wrong house, kid."