That's why I teach with tazers.

"BLEAAAAGH"

Somebody forgot their crazy meds.

He just wants to be loved.

why not?

Gave me the giggles. I even guffawed once.

Fear the Germans.

It's like a young Klaus Kinski.

If one of my students did that, I'd lay them out like they doubted the moon landing.

I'd like to see him try this with the cell phone smashing professor.