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HP Computers Are Racist
Desc:NEGRO FACE DOES NOT COMPUTE
Category:Science & Technology, Educational
Tags:racism, webcam, hp, face tracking, stealth ninja blackface
Submitted:ztc
Date:12/21/09
Views:1821
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Comment count is 23
Enjoy - 2009-12-21

"as soon as my blackness enters the frame"

Hilarious!


pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-21

Needs the 0.2 firmware. Supports negroes, chinamen, and the red man.


charmlessman - 2009-12-21

Well, it obviously doesn't follow him until he turns his back and wanders the store. Then it's right on him to make sure he doesn't shoplift.


kingarthur - 2009-12-21

For you.


takewithfood - 2009-12-21

I guess it can't focus on him AND dial the police at the same time.


voodoo_pork - 2009-12-21

When the super smart computers take over, all we need is "stealth ninja blackface."


fermun - 2009-12-21

When Skynet takes over and is eliminating all humans, black people will go about their daily lives secure in the knowledge that terminators can't see them.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-12-21

Black people covered with a layer of mud will be invisible to terminators AND predators.


lucienpsinger - 2010-04-05

Oh my god. This is why the extras in the Matrix sequels were like 80% black.


Rape Van Winkle - 2010-07-19

For lucienpsinger.


theSnake - 2009-12-21

Seems like an easy fix, just run the "Polarize" filter over each image in software before the tracking algorithm.


fluffy - 2009-12-21

They should have flipped the backfacing normals using a stencil buffer


Enjoy - 2009-12-21

Maybe there should be a new pixel shader in DX12 for this issue.


dr_rock - 2009-12-21

Wrong fluffy. It's the blackfacing normals they should have flipped.


Adham Nu'man - 2009-12-22

Stencil Buffers!!!


Broose182 - 2009-12-23

Nope, all they gotta do is zoom into the Z-axis.


spikestoyiu - 2009-12-21

HP clearly stole this technology from "Better Off Ted."


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-12-21

This technology is balls. Imagine trying to have a conversation with someone while the camera is constantly zooming in and out and panning all over the place.


SixDigitDebt - 2009-12-21

Warning! No software exists for this application.
Errorcode: 00012134as2 (you all look the same to me)


phalsebob - 2009-12-21

HP computers only track white women. Just like tha brothaz yo!


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-12-21

Nice.


FangoftheCobras - 2009-12-21

HP = Honkeys Preferred


Syd Midnight - 2009-12-21

So that's why Arnold Schwarzenegger wiped mud on his face to hide from the Predator


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