Whence you am better be the grocery store to get me some beer.

Magic.
Come.
Magic.
Come.
Magic.
Come.

*vagina giving birth*

A little NSFW, but in a clinical, nasty, birthy way.

1:00 in for the true face of god.

Kirk Cameron shouldn't be.

Why won't Jesus stop touching me?

Kirk Cameron is a flase idol.

I really want to believe that everything Kirk Cameron says is a sarcastic comment that is actually the exact opposite of what he believes. But he is too much of a douchenozzle.

Kirk always gets 5 stars. Oh, and 80's hair.

Uncle Kirk died for your sins.

Uncle Kirk, please die for my sins.