If theft and kiddie porn isn't evil, then I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE.

If you can't see what's funny about someone stealing an iPod and then putting child porn on it, you don't belong here...

I prefer my pedos to be posting incriminating videos on NAMBLA's behalf. Or telling Chris Hansen they were "Just stopping by to hang out with a friend.". That's right, I have strict criteria on the subject of pedophilia, and this, my good Sirs, is not it

Oh my God, do we actually have pedo hipsters now? Is this a thing that exists? Do you hang out in record stores complaining about how pedos these days are all mainstream sellouts made to appeal to the lowest common denominator? Do you wear tshirts with the names of undiscovered pedos on them and when someone asks about them, you just scoff and go "yeah, he's this new pedo out of Texas. You've probably never heard of him, he's pretty obscure."

Yes. It's all true.

Didn't watch the video, but stars for Xenocide's comment.

I put some pics on my PSP that I was transfering from one computer to another and I liked having them there so much I just left them. I was a skeptic like you, but now I wouldn't go without. Note: They are all of adult women who JUST HAPPEN TO LOOK LIKE little boys. Living in Ukraine will do that to you.

People who jerk it in the bathroom at work or their wife's parent's house during thanksgiving dinner.

I knew (of the existence, not personally) a guy who looked at porn at the University library. Poor stupid bastard probably went years without getting any. It wasn't kiddie porn, so really, talking about it here is pretty off topic.

A friend of mine in college worked in a computer lab on campus and part of his job was telling dudes they couldn't look at porn. Which he did with great gusto.

"YEAH MAN UH I'M SORRY BUT UNIVERSITY RULES SAY YOU CAN'T LOOK AT PORNO IN THE COMPUTER LABS SORRY BRO."

you know, when you've already resigned yourself to jerking off to pictures of little kids, I'd imagine society's opinion of your sexual habits doesn't exactly hold a whole lot of sway.

That was meant to be a reply to boner. I did not just out myself as a thieving pedophile.

Or someboidy who likes Super Mario and Hansen.

Hey, fuck you, you mad genius.