les claypool auditioned for metallica after cliff burton died.
if he had gotten the gig, "master of puppets" wouldn't have been the last good album they did.
but "and justice for all" would have had at least one song about breakfast cereal on it.
Behold, the batshit crazy big bad wolf. I don't relish the idea of hunting wild pigs without a firearm should society collapse. Cannibalism would be less dangerous.