Having skipped to the very end, I can only report that it seems a giant octopus and a large number of whales saved the people who had no lifeboats, including the captain of the ship and delivered them all to New York. The only one who seemed to be truly lost at sea was the one eyed man who hunted whales for a living.

The film ends with the grandfather telling the children it's up to them to take up the fight against those who would hunt the noble whales for profit. Cause that's evil, ya know.

To my shock and horror, I can report this film had a sequel. What kind of movie about the Titanic has a sequel?!? Five stars for cinematic evil.

Agreed, fuck microsoft sam.

I give the voice a pass, especially after having seen too many videos where the idiots doing voice overs either eat the mic, won't turn off the fans or other noise sources in the background, or just don't have voices that belong in any recorded medium.

Thanks to Anonymous, I now instantly connect that voice to self-righteous internet pretension. Maybe it ain't fair, but, well, you know.

Damnit, now I want to as well.

"September 11, Two-Thousand Fun!" featuring David Spade as the voice of the plane!