Can we just do the whole year over again, please? This time with like, calling EMTs to the Jackson residence and Jon and Kate dying in a car bomb and the teabaggers all shutting their fucking fuckholes?
I love science but in the wrong hands it can do real harm. Unit 731, Gosselins coming into the world six at a clip... some things are so evil that it's hard to gain perspective on them.
I think 2009 will be judged not so much by its assorted cultural detritus, but by our compulsion to autotune it all to hell, work it into an upbeat dance track, and post it on Youtube.