Breaks character at 6:33

*horde. Shit.

it's gross that the thing you point out that's awful and wrong in his speech isn't "pwned" or "protestfags". we're the worst generation.

Most people know that "pwned" and "protestfags" are incorrect. Most people do not know that nebbish is a noun. Go take your Prozac.

Oh. It's Yiddish. Okay. You're right. It is a noun.

"Most people know that 'pwnd' and protest fags are 'incorrect'."

Incorrect, huh. Then I guess I shouldn't point out that you're reference to 'speech' here, is inaccurate because this isn't being verba--HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST ENJOY THE HUMAN MISERY IN THIS CLIP YOU WRETCHED, JOYLESS HACKS.

*Your. Shit.

:3

i'm not a joyless hack for noticing when people talk like irritating shitheads.

also i didn't even realize i was arguing with wtf japan until the (baffling) prozac insult, so i'm not sure i have a response to that.

It's how 'they' talk. Where is your sense of cultural relativism?

I was merely trying to bait someone into calling me a yiddish nazi until Torture here got his tears all over the place because someone wrote "pwned" and "fag" on the internet.

i'm pretty sure i didn't cry, and i still think "pwned" is a dumb thing to say.

i'd like to apologize to anyone who actually read these godawful comments. i didn't think a lazy joke about internet-people talking like morons would lead to a guy telling me i had depression and revealing his cunning plan to argue about yiddish. these sorts of things are hard to anticipate.

Beneath these thousands of leagues of brine and haze of horse tranquilizers, these comments are all that I have.

you're alright, ape god. you're alright.

I think this qualifies as Canadian pwnage.

Canadian law question: Did he commit assault by spraying them with beer? Are they allowed to respond with physical force?

Canadian law answer: Yes, and who knows, he's drunk and homeless, so it's just easier for the cops to arrest him.

In Canada we can usually get away with telling the cops what happened, pointing out he's drunk, and walking away. They'd probably even thank us.

I guess you missed slobbery hate monologue @ 4:45 while pinned down by a guy in a trench coat and receding hairline.

People have been convicted of assault in the US for spitting on people.

You're right, spikes. The US does suck. Thanks for that.

So did you have to go to class in like special trailers out back of school, or was there room for you with the normal kids?

Someone's projecting.

psst it's you

and why are you so fat?

I'm sorry I can't hear you while Im bringing your girlfriend to previously unknown stratospheric orgasmic climaxes. Shes a screamer. PS: I have a dick like Jesus.

this is what happens when you give faggots a computer

hahaha

you really are my forever bitch

I thought I was your forever bitch :(

no honey, i swear, it's only you

Is poorwill the one who is actually an IRL homosexual? Because I thought it was the buttfuck guy before and was wrong

you are looking damn hard for a date, dude, and it's gross gross gross

The design of this site and lack of user profiles prevents any of us from ever doing each other.

Wait, what? Your dick has a nail pounded through it?

I love that non-Hulu-watching has become a slur against Canadians.