"I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Matney did not see it that way so he won't be joining us...for the rest of his life."
He's making the adults at the shoot smile and clap, so he feels like he's got an audience that's accepting him and thinks he's funny. It's sad, because he doesn't realize the dude behind the camera is going to masturbate to the final cut of this.