Kokomo is in eastern Europe.

Fuck you and die.

Cool thanks.

No, FYAD is SomethingAwful.

It's feeding off of Globey's look of detached horror. That or his abstinence ring.

I think Ernest Borgnine might have some interesting insight into this matter.

The secret is that if you are ugly in the first place, aging isn't every noticeable.

Keanu Reeves included?

No, Keanu has a painting aging for him someplace.

That alone got my five stars.

oh, shit, I didn't get that till just now! where'd my inner 3rd grader go?

Man that's almost exactly what my dad said when he first saw Pee Wee's stage show where he was channeling the 60s back in the 80s.

Once something is made, it CAN NEVER BE MADE AGAIN

You underestimate the capacity of Mac nerds to be treated like a mousey housewife in a Lifetime Original Movie and still come back for more. "Steve's a good man, momma', he only beats me 'cause I deserve it!"

"The only reason consumers didn't buy the iPad was because the idea was too advanced for its time/they were too stupid."

I mean, who wouldn't want to buy an oversized iPhone that you can't carry in your pocket or use as a phone?

It's going to bomb, but it's not going to be their biggest bomb.

If it doesn't bomb then I've severely overestimated what people expect from Apple in terms of usefulness.

'look pretty' and 'make me think I'm cool and unique' are the most valuable features to apple users.

So the less it sells, the more unique the few buyers will feel.

How's that antivirus working out for you?

Fine Pastor. Hows that vagina working out for you?

It would be pretty hard to top the Newton in terms of bombtasticness.

Hey Enjoy, how'd that prediction go?