Because your mother is fat and smell like raw pork.

This for you CN.

Although wolverine will happily walk face first into a nail-bomb, tiny scorpions make him freak out like a little bitch.

Your stars, sir.

Stars for oddeye

Everybody knows about Wolverine's super-healing powers, but only true fans know about his mild OCD.

"Mr. and Mrs. Monroe, I'm afraid your daughter has an unexpected birth defect. It's genetic in nature, so there's nothing we can do."

"This is because Beth went to that bar during her third month, isn't it? Dammit, Beth, I told you about second-hand smoke, but nooooo, you just HAD to go to that bachlorette party, didn't you? And now our baby's a retard!"

"No, Mr. Monroe, your daughter's genetic abnormality is not mental. It's tornado-related."

"Come again?"

"She makes tornadoes. Also sleet. And one time a small hurricane. Incidentally, your hospital bill will be larger than expected."

"Um...."

"It's still totally Beth's fault, though."

"You see, Beth? You SEE?"

MEANWHILE, IN THE NEXT ROOM:

"Mrs. Logan, I'm afraid we dropped your newborn son into the hospital scorpion pit. We're trying to retrieve him, but it may take several weeks."

"....weeks?"

"Well, yes. Our scorpion pit is roughly the size of Fenway Park."

"But why would you need a-"

"We are a state-of-the-art hospital, Mrs. Logan."

^ earned an extra star

Most of the time the writers are forced to depower Storm so she doesn't become a walking nuke. Claremont even took away her powers for years in the comics to avoid her god-like badassery.

Not that it matters any more since she became Black Panther's trophy wife.

That would be the most horrifying thing ever.

Video is meh.

5 for DrawSixBD.