OK, my big concern here is that it takes two minutes for them to say "Dooner, no more!" and that it's not the guy who's butt is being sniffed that says it.
There's this kinda stupid movie called The Long Kiss Goodnight. But there's a part where a dog is licking its ass for like 4 hours, and this old lady asks her husband sitting next to her if he thinks something's wrong with the dog. He says simply, "Whatever he's licking is either gone for good, or there to stay."
Ugh and you just know he has a hairy crack so more shit and butt juice gets trapped. This is why God invented baby wipes. And wash your fucking pants!!! Your pants have ass juice all over them, thats only excusable if youre homeless!!
Ascending hierarchy of social mores violations:
1) Walking around with unwashed pants and a filthy, reeking anus.
2) Letting a pug scratch and sniff your filthy anus.
3) Letting a pug scratch and sniff your filthy anus for two solid minutes.
4) Letting a pug scratch and sniff your filthy anus for two solid minutes while your girlfriend/wife watches and films.
5) Posting said video on youtube, so the entire world can watch a pug furiously scratch and sniff your filthy anus for two mind-destroying minutes.
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