Dear GOP: PALIN 2012 ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

She is clearly the Chosen One. Only she can guarantee a second term of Obama.

If they were smart, would they be in politics?

You guys are forgetting about Michelle Bachmann.

Palin/Bachmann 2012 would be nice, but why not Bachmann/Palin 2012 instead?

Self-righteous defense of this on National Review:

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ODU3YzkwMGYxZGY1NGQ2O TZiZWZhMWIzOTNkZTU1ZWE=

You see, she's actually smarter than Obama because she doesn't need a teleprompter and is a true conservative because she isn't wasting money on one, etc.

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.

-Ronald Reagan

If Bachmann runs for the presidency, I'll kill her myself.

* runs for president / makes a run on the presidency

Bachmann won't run. That would require notes up and down her entire body. She'll be mistaken for a circus freak and not even allowed near the podum.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-02-07-palinhandclose.jpg

"Budget Cuts" was too complicated of a concept... regular old "Cuts" got left in though..

TELEPROMPTERS ARE FOR LIBERAL FAGGOTS REAL AMERICANS USE FACTORY-PRESSED PAPER

Do you seriously think she can read well enough to handle a teleprompter?

Also, this needs the "beyond parody" tag even more than most Palin videos.

She used to use a teleprompter until one of her aides watched "Anchorman" and decided to prevent a potential disaster.

Shit. Seriously.

Anyone care to venture what was written on the palm of her right hand? My bet:

Sarah Palin
Republicans good
Democrats bad
Don't talk about fight club

Actually, there's photos of it flosting around.

As I remember, it's omething like:

Energy
Budgets. Taxes
Lift America's Spirits

THANK YOU. I don't even understand what these were supposed to do. She needed a reminder to talk about the budget? Was she afraid someone would ask her about the budget and she'd be tempted to respond with a folksy anecdote about moose hunting?

Either there's more to this than we realize (i.e. the session was prearranged or something) or she is literally dumb beyond comprehension.

She's dumb, dumb people like her, and there are a lot of dumb people.

Anybody who defends the GOP, however badly, will cheer up the voters, because it reassures them that there is something worth defending; it's not just about irrational hatred of gays and the poor.

and crossed some out.

She's fucking retarded.

The NRO's spin is "she's just like regular American moms who take notes on their hands, unlike Obama whose usage of the Teleprompter (unlike Reagan's and both Bushes') shows him to be in over his head; also please forget about the fact that Obama didn't use a Teleprompter when he kicked the shit out of the Republican Congress at their retreat, because he was being all lecturey then and who wants that kind of elitism?"

Cheney?

Palin/Rove 2012 with Cheney working under the table so there's no accountability. Make fun of them now before the Sedition Act is reinstated.

"Now"? This is just what she looks like when she doesn't have a gang of high-priced professional makeup-artists on call. It's been less than two years since the elections, unless she took up heavy smoking and tanning, she's not gonna age THAT much.

She still has nice legs, one thing for the other.

Also, i bet she confused for which interview she was going and went with a cooking recipe.

I noticed this last night. It was the thing that jogged me out of the hellish nightmare my imagination had strayed into after hearing Palin say "America is ready for another revolution".

When I noticed the rapid aging I was reminded of when CNN was discussing how presidents appear to age rapidly in office. The obvious cause being the massive amount of stress and pressure that comes with being in the spotlight under a microscope. Sarah Palin probably suffers from about the same if not more stress as George W. Bush did. Imagine her in 4 years. She's at the age where actresses start to lay low or go with surgery if they're still getting work. So my guess is she'll be getting fixed up within a year and a half. Frankenpalin's monster.

I think it's just because the difference between a woman you wanna fuck and a woman you don't wanna fuck is a really sharp, obvious divide. It ain't like a spectrum, like going from a flat plain to the foothills to a mountain.

Dumb cunts get old and you ain't wanna fuck 'em no more. There's literally at most a day's difference.

Dammit, that's the same thing I was thinking.

Amazing, innit?

wow.

Don't worry though, she isn't going to KEEP the money. It's "going back to the cause" (though she pointedly won't explain how).

That's her nickname for her retarded baby.

STANLEY DON'T SAY RETARDED THAT IS INSULTING WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING IS RETARDED.

Unless you're Rush Limbaugh and you're referring to people who are actually mentally handicapped as retarded. Then it's cool.

Oh, I know I know!
The money went back to the cause by purchasing her book to distribute to people to spread the Good Word of the GOP. And to pay her for the books.

American Flag patterned Snuggie(Slanket's too good for her.)