5 stars for Bart Sampson.


I like this one a lot:

From: Kenshiro Kasumi

Dear Christian W. Chandler

What, in your mind, makes Sonichu so great? What makes it so appealing? Why should it appeal to everyone? Why should everyone be in to Sonichu?
Looking forward to your answer. Keep fighting the good fight.

Kenshiro Kasumi, signing out


CWC:
It just is.

One I liked:

Hey Chris,

In my lifetime (of 27 years) I have amassed a large collection of video games and toys, many of which I don't play with very often. Unfortunately, in the same lifetime I have also collected a large credit card debt, and it seems the only way to pay it off is to sell most of my collection because I've done little with my life and own nothing else of value. Naturally, I don't want to do this.

What should I do?

Jimmy China

CWC: Sell them on eBay.

Looks like Chris has failed to take his own advice.

Are all autistic people this egocentric? Chris has the ego of a zeppelin. He sees himself as a genius, and his creation as the pinacle of artistic creativity.

He's not in debt though, he has the sweet and tasty government check!

It is known that Chris got his parent's credit cards in a 00+ debt after buying a bunch of games for the ps3, among other stuff. He hasn't played most of the games he has bought.

He buys every piece of DLC, even for games he'll never own.

From Orange Pie:
Hey Chris, I've got a question.

Is prostitution legal in CWCville? In most of the US it's illegal and I feel that this is an unfair law. Prostitution is legal in parts of Nevada and Rhode Island, and as you can see on Family Guy, Rhode Island isn't falling apart nor is it a cesspool.

Are there brothels in CWCville? Perhaps you could add a friendly pimp or madam character who hooks all the virgins up with boyfriend free prostitutes if they're too nervous to meet an actual girlfriend.

I'm really interested as to what you think of this matter.

Sincerely, A fan

CWC:
I have read your question a few days ago, and I have considered it greatly with input from my trusted associates. Prostitution is legal in Cwcville, VA, with the Detail for that if the person requesting the service is a Virgin, then those individuals would be directed to the "pimp" and "madam" characters who would hook him/her up with a CLEAN Woman/Man, respectively. The pimp and madam would be held responsible for medical checks for their prostitutes before lending them to the person, and for the Virgins, their first-time fee is SET for Ten Dollars, period, for up to one whole hour. And beforehand, a short half-hour seminar on what to do for first-timers in positions, premature ejaculation preventions, full kissing and such bare introductory essentials. Knowledge is Power, after all.

He rejected prostitutes send to his home, yet he tried to have sex with one, for free, when he was being trolled and got his psn account stolen.

Chris Chan's life is just the best sitcom that was never made.

It's great because he just assumes EVERYONE, even corporations and legal bodies, just google themselves on a regular basis to see what comes up. And then care what some random moran has to say about them.

Didn't he have sex with his PS3?