You don't understand memedumpster! He uses youtube! He is a force to be reckoned with! OH MY GOD HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON!

Thank you for the context.

He pulls the race card to defend gay bashing.

Bad people have mustaches.

For the last fucking time fucking Hitler was not a fucking vegetarian: http://www.vegsource.com/berry/hitler.html

Oh yeah well I heard different
http://www.realman.com/steak/wimp.html

and p.s., even if there was a proven genetic link for sexual orientation, it would just lead people who take this guy seriously to call for Gaybortions.

He didn't say genetic link, he said gay gene. You will notice that this moves the goalpost to a place where no one that understand genetics is willing to go.

On that particular point, I can't say I blame him. If anything is an abomination, it's the way science gets reported in the news (even shit like Radiolab... it bothers me how no one expects their audience to care about research if they don't sex it up first).

What's wrong with RadioLab? You're making me think you're one of those science snobs who dislikes Carl Sagan because he was too "entertaining" with his "Cosmos" program, or one of those old wargamers who dislikes any illustrations of monsters and knights in their sourcebooks when you could have more statistics and tables instead.

How could anybody dislike Sagan?

Maybe I just caught some bad segments, but I felt like it was really talking down to me. I won't run away if they actually get into the details of the research methods. There was a recent one called "Numbers" where the guy mentioned logarithms and they all went OOH SCARY or something like that. I dunno, I'm not above giving it another shot.

Yeah, to annoy faggy liberals who won't face the truth. Like you, I assume. Oh, you've got some ARUGULA in your teeth!

Really embarrassing post script to that comment: I couldn't remember how to spell arugula, and so had to go to my refrigerator to check.

You know keeping ARUGULA in your fridge makes you gay?

You went to your fridge instead of googling it?

Elitist!

Naw, what the need to do is make homosexuality a religion.

He'd just say your friend is a sinner for not trying constantly to make you see the error of your ways.

He'd just say your friend isn't a Real Christian. And then he'd start verbally whaling on you about how you're trying to kill children, or something.

Oh come on, now. Everyone knows we don't kill children. We just kidnap them and take them to one of our Regional Conversion Centers.

On that note: I know that I say a lot of anti-theist/internet tough guy stuff, but it's usually provoked by videos like this one. Most of the people I know are somewhat religious (obviously), and some are extremely religious, but we get along just fine. I know better than to bring up religion with people when I have such a minority stance on it.

I don't dislike Christians, here or anywhere else, despite jokes to the contrary. The fact that my username (a lame pop culture joke) has religious implications is an unfortunate coincidence.

It's my understanding that not all cripples are born cripples, and some people are just black on the inside. I don't really know what my point is there, but I don't think this asshole did either.

I'm actually surprised he was able to mention handicapped people without immediately complaining about how there are too many handicapped spots in parking lots these days and nobody's using all of them.

This is progress, though it may not feel like it sometimes.

phalsebob: I'll get started on the urbandictionary entry for "golden oreo" if you promise to start using it in casual conversation

ugh. nevermind.