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Comment count is 31
Mister Yuck - 2010-03-04

Always carry around several cans of pepper spray, because you are crazy and everyone is out to get you. Especially Russel.

dickshapedfood - 2010-03-04

Ahhh, in California it's verboten. There are soooo many situations that would have turned out better if I had that 10.5 oz can of inferno. Damn the liberal legislature!

unknown rebel - 2010-03-04

Russel will eat you and masturbate with your bones.

glendower - 2010-03-04

Hell, why not just carry the inferno product in hand whenever you leave the house? This is great. I really like the 12 ounce can.

Aelric - 2010-03-04

That asshole on that bike, man. those were just lumber salesmen trying to feed their kids.

phalsebob - 2010-03-04

Those were clearly a gang of thugs on foot. What choice did he have but to ride up to them, get off, and spray them?

Turrican - 2010-03-04

"If you see an ominous situation, or a threat developing; get your unit in your hand..."

You die happy, I guess.

Mike Tyson?! - 2010-03-04

I wonder what it's like to constantly live in fear of everything.

OgreMkIV - 2010-03-04

It's a little like being a Replicant, I hear.

heyitslozeau - 2010-03-04

Do you have a smoke detector?

Hooper_X - 2010-03-04

It's a little like being a Republican, I hear.

socialist_hentai - 2010-03-04

Just make a can of inferno as big as a fire extinguisher with straps so you can carry it on your back and twin-wrist-mounted nozzles and be done with it.

RockBolt - 2010-03-04

If you need a bandolier's worth of pepper spray then your brand is a little lacking

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-03-04

The bicycle scenes are priceless. Also:Drop and shoot, just like COD.

zerobackup - 2010-03-04

I'm constantly being accosted by gangs of toughs brandishing 2x4s and such. I can't ride my bike anywhere.

oddeye - 2010-03-04

If I'm going to rape/attack someone (man or woman) the threat of pepperspray is not even going to phase me.

A gun, , knife, taser or even a dog will however at least give me pause.

You live in America, just buy a fucking gun.

Camonk - 2010-03-04

Oh shut your terrified, quivering mouth. Not every black guy is out to rape you and everyone you love.

oddeye - 2010-03-04

Yes thats exactly what I said. Tell us again why you hate Deus Ex, worthless one.

BIlly Mays Here - 2010-03-04

Seeing as how gun owners are exponentially more likely to kill themselves or their family members than anybody else, I say go for it. Every time some paranoid redneck accidentally shoots his daughter when she sneaks in the house at 1 in the morning because he thought she was a burglar or blows his brains out when his mania bottoms out the gene pool gets that much cleaner.

As for the video, 5 stars for yet another "self defense" nut who's paranoid enough to constantly carry a weapon yet too lazy to actually hit the gym. Enjoy being as threatening as a marshmallow and having your heart kill you long before any shifty youth get the chance.

oddeye - 2010-03-04

People who are constantly armed are crazy.

A dog is your best bet if you don't want to get robbed, FACT.

EskimoSpy - 2010-03-04

Have you ever been hit by pepper spray? I have. When I was in the military we all had to be hit in the face by it in order to carry it.

It would definitely phase me. That shit is no joke.

Camonk - 2010-03-04

I hate Deus Ex because it is a bad game. This isn't complicated.

heyitslozeau - 2010-03-04

Billymays just so you know

1)homicides in America per year: 20,308
2)Deaths due to accidental shootings: 721

3)"Firearms are used defensively roughly 2.5 million times per year, more than four times as many as criminal uses. This amounts to 2,575 lives protected for every life lost to a gun"

Good job.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-03-04

5 for Billy Mays Here and the creators of Deus Ex, a grand game

oddeye - 2010-03-04

No, you hate Deus Ex because you are worthless and by proxy everything you say or do is also worthless. You are worthless.

While I am sure I could be stopped by pepper-spray my point was that it doesn't have nearly the same deterrent factor as dogs, guns, knives etc.

Someone isn't going to try to steal your purse if you have a gun clearly on show or you have a large dog with you, that is a fact. If you are walking around with what looks like a mini fire-extinguisher no one is going to think "It's not worth the risk" when selecting you as a target.

Can it stop someone once you are being attacked? MAYBE.
It can't stop you from getting attacked in the first place though.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-03-04

I wouldn't be deterred by a gun or large dog, but then, I am a bouncer.

OgreMkIV - 2010-03-04

The bike scene bolsters my hypothesis that he was the fat kid who got picked on all the time. That has to be a revenge fantasy that he's played out in his head for 40 years. The only thing missing is the baseball cards in the spokes making noise as he peddles his ass home.

Camonk - 2010-03-04

Oh man! I was gonna let that guy kick me. Just, you know, to make him think he's doing well.

Stopheles - 2010-03-04

So I assume that this is marketed exclusively to paranoids who can't afford a gun or a car?

pineapplejuicer - 2010-03-04

even though i was ragging on their knives the other day, god i love this company and their asinine marketing:

a) there are many cases of people getting killed after pepper spraying an attacker, its one of the least effective means of nonlethal self defense
b) i love that he's riding a...i dont even know what you call it, 50's style girly bike?
c) take that, picture of pitbull
d) "this is the absolute bad boy of rock and roll"
e) "look at the volume on their faces" is a stunningly freudian moment around 4:15 followed quickly by "it would be all down their throat"
f) them's child bearin' hips, mmhmm
g) i learned through my own independent research that almost everyone in these videos (russell included) is an extremely experienced and respected martial artist...except lynn thompson, who pays them not to use the techniques they're trained in so he can look like a badass
i) if i knew anything about video editing, i would make a highlight reel of their 5 DVD "Warrior's Edge" knife fighting instructional series i got free with my X2 Voyager. rife with unbelievable instances of fatpants thompson describing the most efficient ways to murder someone with uncomfortable enthusiasm of a 12 year old.

damn that was long. but i will always 5 cold steel.

gmol - 2010-03-04

There are a series of videos featuring various employees of the company (and various self professed "martial artists") apparently "volunteering" to get sprayed.

I think the best one is the Operations Controller vs. National Director Of Sales...that or the one where the guy tries to do a sword kata after getting sprayed. To the boss's credit, there is one where he gets sprayed himself (and sees how long he can shadow box after getting hit).

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