this is why women should have never been granted suffrage.

Well, if you're not going to rape us, I guess we can come over for a little while.

I imdbed it b/c i was interested in who that dude is at 1:04 (he looks so familiar)
Couldn't find any info, but the dude getting seduced is Dennis the Menace.

I wish there was a Greasemonkey script that automatically embedded these trailers anytime somebody started complaining about "kids these days" and their sex and violence.

that ascot is the mothra of ascots

Moral corruption never looked this good.

Retired from acting, she [Angel Tompkins] kept busy behind the scenes of the Screen Actors Guild and made a much-publicized grab for SAG presidency in 1999, losing to William Daniels… voice of the car from KNIGHTRIDER.

And they say porn doesn't have plots.

The moral of this story? Teachers should never play favorites or else they will certainly be harpooned by guys dressed in scuba gear.