oogaBooga - 2010-03-10
Don't try to upstage Glenn Beck at his own gimmick.
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Aelric - 2010-03-10
Rush, Bill and the whole gang occasionally do these little reveals, just to sort of wink at you and confirm what you already know: they are actors, not journalists.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-03-10
Can you find me the part in Constitution that says they can take away our freedom to get sick and pay lots for shitty coverage. No? I didn't think so.
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Aelric - 2010-03-10
Ok, I came back because I'll be that guy.
No, Massa!
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Xenocide - 2010-03-10
"America, I'm gonna shoot straight with ya.
Please don't stop paying attention to me. I can be just as crazy as Eric. Watch! Tomorrow I'll come in with a bunch of random words on chalkboards and arrange them to spell an acronym for "Hitler" and hold it up as proof that Obama is actually a talking dog in a clever disguise. Just watch! I can out-crazy anyone! You know I can! Oh, God, wait, come back, no, don't switch over to Nancy Grace, she's not nearly the lunatic I am! No please do-"
"....AND UP NEXT ON NANCY GRACE, ARE THERE ANY RAPE VICTIMS LEFT IN AMERICA WHO WE HAVEN'T EXPLOITED YET? PLUS, TODAY'S VIDEO GAMES: ARE THEY CAPABLE OF RAPE? WHICH ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE FIRST? WE'LL TELL YOU AFTER THIS."
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Meerkat - 2010-03-10
what the fuck
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Tuan Jim - 2010-03-10 http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20100310/us_time/08599197098200
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fatatty - 2010-03-10
Conservatives had hopes that the now-former Democratic congressman from Upstate New York, who resigned abruptly under an ethics cloud, would deliver the goods about corruption and strong-arm tactics in the Obama White House and Congress. But instead, Massa served up an icky new confession.
"Now they're saying I groped a male staffer," he volunteered. "Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday."
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charmlessman - 2010-03-10
"America, I'm gonna shoot straight with ya. I think I've wasted you time."
I'm just going to stop there and pretend he means his entire career.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-03-10
Beautifully crazy.
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