I think the fat thing was supposed to be winking at the tall skinny white thing. And that it never crossed anybodies mind that him winking right into the camera might seem like intentionally breaking the 4th wall.

It's shit.

While perhaps everything hasn't been "pure shit" this certainly is a meadow muffin of the highest order.

Randroid's a fag.

SCOUTMORD! AGENTPORR! DVÄRG-OLLE!

It goes from pure shit (Big Fish, Planet of the Apes remake) to just plain boring (Sleepy Hollow) Mars Attack was the last good thing this man did, everything else is just milking the "hey, i make movies with a dark look" gimmick.

No, you retard, he quoted Jabberwocky. Is the simpsons your only frame of reference for everything you say?

Thesnake just can't win fer losin'.

oh dear.

Isn't it already?

Crispin Glover could have made a good movie with this premise because he wouldn't be afraid to grab the child molester subtext ball and carry that fucker straight to the endzone.

I was disappointed by Crispin in this. How the hell does that happen? How did Burton screw up a movie with both Fry and Glover in it this badly?

Crispin's got bills to pay too, yo.

I always liked to think he was beyond mortal concerns.

American McGee's Alice wasn't that good either.

I remember Erik saying years ago that attempting to do an 'edgy' Alice in Wonderland was like attempting to do a 'crazy' Crazy Taxi

There doesn't appear to be, and if there is a reason its most likely far to stupid to comprehend outside of the cult of Tim Burton aka 14 to 17 yr olds that still think shopping at HotTopic means something.

If I had to guess this dance is the result of Burton always including a scene in his recent films to show how not*stiffled laughter* "dark" he can be sometimes, also hes a hack milking the shit out of his image and what audiences nowadays expect of him.

Last movie he made I liked was Ed Wood, Big Fish was ok I suppose...just kinda tolerable. I really don't get why people enjoy this watered down, quasi goth/dark fantasy predictable bullshit? design in this movie is typical of Burton and fucking sucks. Hell go look up his Jabberwock for this film, holy shit is it lame.

relax

There isn't a single child in the entire movie.

What the fuck are you talking about?

They should be forced to register as child molesters regardless for creating this obscenity.

Exactly.

I suggest that you go with your gut on that one.

I challenge anyone to point out one thing that isn't wrong with it.

Did you SEE it? It just feels wrong. 5 stars for evil.

PUNCH BAD OPINIONS

I am the infallible knife of truth. Be on the wrong end of me and bleed.

I'm sorry.

No they haven't. They're just telling you that so you'll go and see it and suffer the same as them.

She'd have to toss my salad to pay me back for watching this shit

where the hell do you live that it only costs five dollars to see a movie?

In Minnesota at least, AMC only costs Mon-Thurs. All other days are (no matinees). Extra for IMAX and 3D.

Its nice, especially when walking into disasters like this.

In Providence, AMC is on Tuesdays.

Except a Dresden Dolls-directed beer commercial wouldn't make you pay to watch it, would have about a 1-in-5 chance of being even slightly entertaining, and, most importantly, would not be more than an hour of wondering if you're going to have to chew an arm off to escape the people you came to watch it with.

Actually, I probably should have rated it a FIVE for the evil, not a TWO

Here, I got your back.

Went to the theater to see it Sunday night in 3-D. The 3-D was nothing to write home about, and the film was pretty average. Not a work of sheer brilliance, nor an all-out crap-fest. Save your money and just wait for the 2-D DVD.

Yes, yes I am.

He was great as a drag queen with a ginormous pack-mule prison rectum in 'Before Night Falls.'

I think he should have kept going that route.

it's Alice in Wonderland, a bunch of inane nonsense some pedo made up kind of on the spot during his attempts to get into a little girl's panties, there shouldn't be any story or dignity to ruin unless you're making some drastic departures from the source material

If you watch Nightmare on Elm Street, you get to see him dragged into a bed and vomited out as bloody chunks.

It's very therapeutic.

Charles Dodgson wasn't a Paedophile. he was interested in Alice Liddel's older sister, not Alice. this is where the rumour started via people looking at a section of Dodgsons diary that was removed/destroyed/edited by him after a fall-out with the Liddel family.

overly impressed....thats the puh-frase i was looking for.

This is particularly awful because it's the final confirmation that both Depp and Burton, who once were, to varying degrees, reasonably cool guys, have become really absolutely lame. Like watching Sting's downward spiral after the Police, we saw the signs, it was coming, but we hoped that somehow, they could and would recover. This is the final confirmation that they can't and won't.

Also, Alice in Wonderland is a pretty difficult thing to fuck up, and they fucked it up, bad. There are so many things wrong in such little time in this clip it's not even funny. From the faux-Michael Jackson theme and dance to the Scooby Doo ending where every one of the "zany" characters stands in a circle for that one final chuckle. "Oh Scoooby!" LOLLERCOASTS!!!!11

I wish you were dead too. :(

I love that Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter reportedly don't watch any of the Tim Burton films they've been in

What I'm saying is, it's about time we started following their lead