+5 stars for The Sword!
+1 star for the idea of pornstars playing D&D
-3 stars for the lack of imagination in execution
-1 star for the average looks and boring personalities of the pornstars
Letting these girls off the hook easy... you can't pull shit like that without Holy Roller the badass motherfucking Paladin raining the pain down on your ass. If I was DMing that game most of them would be dead!