Hey, the "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy has wings!

I watched this movie as a kid in a 40 degree celsius fever and suffering from a pharyngitis. The paintbucket-swirl-of-a depiction of space haunts me to this day.

Needs "so bad its fucking awful' tag...also James Bond!

Dumb. Dumber than Flash Gordon originally was. I like FG, don't get me wrong, it's a wonderful movie and it's fun, but it's dumb as hell.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that any movie that's makes sense only when you're high on mescaline probably has a high factor of dumbness. "Batteries Not Included" being a perfect example.

Jesus this editing is annoying.

Really annoying. Crap, I have seen epileptic second unit directors with better timing than this.

Pointless unfunny editing just gets in the way of the fun entertaining film that this is.

Dumb shit. Wouldn't get one star if it didn't incidentally remind anyone of a what a fucking rad movie this was.