THIS IS WHAT MORTAL KOMBAT PLAYERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Awww. Awww, barffff.

"kitana breathes herself fat" in the related videos conveys a magical understanding of the human respiratory system

Stretching the limits of SFW, both literally and otherwise.

the fuck?

Where the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

No they didn't. That's basically all Poser is.
That and five-year-olds with giant dongs.
Uh, or so I've heard.

i am coming so hard
so fucking hard
good god it is spilling on the floor
drenching the carpet in my sticky love
spreading across the room
the cat is hiding on the table
too fucking late cat
she is drowning
now so am i
so much damn cum i cummed so damn hard