A douchey hipster sausage party in the middle of the Texas desert? It's too bad they won't be able to upload to Youtube once they die of starvation.

Get back to me in a month, assuming this isn't a put-on. They're already dependent on leeching off McDonalds.

"hipsters"

Okay.

The stupid must flow...

I love the comments.

Wurby I'll be watching the news for stories about someone in west Texas finding the beef-jerkified bodies of four hipsters in the desert.

texarrakis (uploader) @Wurby I'll be watching the news for stories about firemen hauling a dead 400 pound virgin covered in salad dressing out of a double wide full of child pornography.

These kids are dead already. They should just go to Burning Man.

Which Texan will punch them?

"Constant spiritual awe"
Oh god shut your faggot mouth and die choking on your stupid asshole words

These are nerdo faux hippies, not hippies, fags. I literally want them to die, though.

What a bunch of sorry twats. Jamie Mantzell (giant robot guy) had their number beat 2 yrs ago. Really wanna see them "make" their food shelter and energy.

Creative Ability Super Freedom!

Type: Ghost
Category: Special
Power: 80
Accuracy: 100
PP: 15
Effect: May decrease opponent's Special Defense (20% chance)

I'm betting they invented still suits that convert pee to drinkable water, badly.
Kwisatz Haderachs they are not

"We are opposed to all the luxuries of modern life sapping the creativity of ubermen such as we. You can follow our exploits driving down the publicly funded interstate highway system because we will be using free WIFI to upload our videos to the internet that was invented by the government as we eat at McDonald's every day."

I smell an attempted viral marketing gimmick for Chevron or Captain Morgan or Totino's or some shit.

Ugh.

FUCK YOU.

WHO WANTS DESERT

It'll be the exact opposite of living in Boston*.


*Except that there will still be air, gravity, sunlight, American federal laws, earth, our cars, an iPod full of Rusted Root and the Dave Matthews Band, and our smug asses. Other than that, EXACTLY the opposite of Boston.

I sincerely hope it works out for them.

I give them two weeks tops before a falling out between them and they all end up going home.

Dude is wearing a leopard print Snuggy. They are fucking doomed.

The planet Texarrakis, known
as Dune. Land of sand; home of the Spice Melange. The Spice
controls the Empire. Whoever controls Dune controls the Spice. The
Emperor has proposed a challenge to each of the Houses.
Emperor: The House that produces the most Spice will control Dune.
There are no set territories and no rules of engagement.
Vast armies have arrived. Now, three houses fight for
control of Dune. The noble Atreides, the insidious Ordos, and the
evil Harkonnen. Only one house will prevail. Your battle for Dune
begins... now.