The trailer trash son of a Dick Tracy villain pretends to do something he has never actually done, set to my "My Heart Will Go On". Breathtaking.

Jawsus lives!

That's not how vaginas work!

I'm not about to watch this video but just in case any virgins read this: you should never make that face from the preload image while giving oral sex to anyone.

Fetal alcohol $yndrome $trike$ again.

We need a "preview image speaks for itself" or something like that as a tag.

I've learned a lot

This is a very evil day. First a faceless cat, now this. I thought the internet had already done its worst to me.

I can masturbate to this.

It's like God used the bulge/pinch image editors on his face.

I can't watch this for more than a few seconds at a time -and five stars for that.

...This is going to make me dry as the sahara for probably a year. Thanks, poe.

I think by pussy eating he means salad tossing.

This is made very clear at 1:18 and onwards when he starts fondling the invisi-cheeks.

I'd hit that.

When he sticks his fingers in his mouth... is he pretending his mouth is the vagina? Or are his fingers a dick? I'm lost. No, he's lost.

How to Eat Pussy:

Step 1) *rapeface*

What up guys? I just got back from Taiwan... work thing yadda yadda. What have I missed? OH, FUCK ME.

This is the worst mime I have ever seen.

Christ you could go to battle behind that chin.

The inspiration behind this video:

http://fukung.net/v/2754/05107b1191e51f811090e1031f6d5c7e.gif

He looks like Ron Perlman and Zippy the Pinhead had a baby with Satan.

I'm really sorry this isn't the Chris-chan video where he's wearing the MOUNT AND DEW ME shirt.