Yeah, now that you mention it your eyes ARE too far apart.

yay

He is rocketing towards infamy.

Th sky is the limit for this man.

Another gem.

i'm going to judge him on these three minutes.

i judge him to be awesome.

Sir, you win.

Come for the music and sobbing, staying for the unfiltered ass whooping!

No sir, I'm actually not mad. I think this feeling you have given me is called... happiness.

Bitches who bitch about bitching.

Fiver.

His thoughts on the bitches who bitch about bitching.

Is there some way we can publish them and teach them in high school?

You mad?

Stay mad.

It took this long for someone to make a "for the haters" video that was any good, but it was worth the wait.

"dirty ass tablecloth"

Stars for spelling out the slurs he was called.

"Ke$ha" really does remind me of a dirty tablecloth, so 5 stars just for that.

yoo toob