I want this pamphlet.

This should have been made with real voices

Could've been better. Much better.

Do I detect the slightest hint of a British accent in those voices?

This is not what happens when you become 8th level. This is at least a 15th level initiation into the Satan's Dark Embrace. Of course, I'm thinking in terms of 4th edition, so I don't know, maybe it was easier back when this first came out.
Also: Way to be a dick to your friend and tell her to leave because her character died. Oh, I just saw the end. Wow, way to over react there Marcie.
I'm a big proud nerd and I'm playing D&D on Friday and I know that it will almost certainly not end with witchcraft or suicide.
Or girls being involved in any way.