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It's not a fucking miracle unless Kermit tries to eat his cell phone.
Kermit has a lot to learn about how interventions work; Cookie Monster would kick the Sheik's ass.
And Cookie Monster, if you don't knock it off with all the cookies, I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE.
break his back, fuck his ass, make him humble
OLD COUNTRY STYLE
I don't know how to rate this, because it's amazing but the utter failure of the post Henson Kermit voice makes me die inside.
Is there only one Kermit? I figure this one of the b squad understudies.
Kermit died with Jim Henson. I have no idea who that character is.
KORMIR.
Also, if you had told me ten years ago that this would ever happen, I would have called you a goddamned liar. This is my "The World is Just Awesome."