Get out of the house little girl, run for it!

AUGH

"We have eternity to know your flesh"

The "fake baby?" tag is a source of endless, gut-wrenching, scrotum-clenching terror.

The first thing I thought was "T-Rex was right! The secret IS whispering."
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=296

I did some research, other pre-programmed phrases in this doll include:

"My name is baby Secret."
"I like to sleep with you."
"I like to whisper in the dark"
"Listen... What's that?"
"Don't talk so loud."
"Hold me close and whisper."

And no, I'm not kidding.

Holy hells.

On one side of the room sat Baby Secret. On the other sat Baby Laughsalot. In the center stood a barbed wire effigy, wired to deliver an electric shock.

The infant howler monkey was placed in the room. B.F. Skinner began his notes.