HarrietTubmanPI     - 2010-04-29
Five for the music alone.
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Scynne     - 2010-04-29
Oh God, the music!
Also: I want one. Or ten.
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baleen - 2010-04-29
They don't tell you that takes 4 hours to saw through a pipe.
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bopeton     - 2010-04-29
I'm not sure what an "isoltion belt" is, but I'd buy one of these just for the function shown at 3:07!
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enki don't     - 2010-04-29
WANT. Closest thing I could find:
http://www.dhgate.com/portable-multifunctional-shovel/p-ff8080 81282ab7bb012830db2e5e59fb.html
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Cube - 2010-04-29
I can dig it.
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Crucifried     - 2010-04-29
I LOVE SHOVEL!
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craptacular     - 2010-04-29
Oh yeah, this shovel ROCKS
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Smellvin - 2010-04-29
That's all well and good, but they're still manufactured in China. They'll break within a month.
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Robin Kestrel     - 2010-04-29
WORLD'S LOUDEST HAMMER.
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eatenmyeyes - 2010-04-29
They should have shown the bottle opener last. Miller time.
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Johnny Madhouse     - 2010-04-29
I cracked up at "bottle opener" but was already grinning from the grappling martial artists.
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Baldr - 2010-04-29
Patch Notes:
Chinese Multi-use Shovel now confers a 70% speed boost to field-clearing.
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James Woods     - 2010-04-29
I love the sound it makes when it opens bottles. Goddamn I want one if these.
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pineapplejuicer     - 2010-04-29
"swiss army noun" tag
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La Loco     - 2010-04-29
I use mine to remove wisdom teeth. I highly recommend buying one.
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SecretJunk     - 2010-04-29
Were they digging a tiny moat around their tent?
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memedumpster     - 2010-04-29
Dammit, I can get Chinese made firearms around here all day long, there has got to be a way to get a Chinese shovel.
They come in many colors, are you fucking kidding me!?
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Ursa_minor     - 2010-04-30
Function Show!
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zerobackup     - 2010-04-30
Why did I just watch an 8 minute video about a shovel? Because it's the best shovel in the world.
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Hooker     - 2010-04-30
I don't remember this part of Blazing Saddles at all.
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sosage     - 2010-04-30
This is why China will win the land war.
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Rape Van Winkle     - 2010-04-30
WHERE DO I ORDER ONE OF THESE??
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Jet Bin Fever     - 2010-04-30
I'll take predator drones winning over shovel technology any day. Sorry commies.
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oddeye     - 2010-04-30
Some nice ideas but most of the things it can suposedly do can be done better by a simple multi-tool. It could do with a longer handle for a start.
Still 5 stars for the 2" gopher moat and the guy using two as paddles.
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oddeye - 2014-04-29 Dude I was just about to say that exact same comment but then found out I had already said it 4 years ago!
A couple of the right tools will let you do far more jobs than 1 multitool and you will also do most of them better.
Doesn't matter how many gadgets you tack onto your shovel if it digs like crap to start with.
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poetry publishing guide     - 2010-04-30
Oh, fuck yeah!
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jyrque     - 2010-05-05
China will grow larger.
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ogmisce   - 2010-07-16
america has had these for a long time, it's called an E-tool. doesn't have the bottle opener but it does practically everything else
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Old People - 2014-10-12 Ours has a cooler handle, too.
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Old People     - 2014-10-12
Looks like SOMEbody's army made too many entrenching tools.
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