Adam & Eve

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Comment count is 23

F3AR - 2010-04-30

why this

themilkshark

- 2010-04-30

It's supposed to make children believe in the Bible as much as they believe in the blue Genie from Aladdin and his omnipotence that allows him to make 90's pop culture references in the past.

MongoMcMichael

- 2010-04-30

I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2010-04-30

Anything can happen on Halloween... a cat can turn into a bat.

Meatsack Jones

- 2010-04-30

If Adam and Eve were naked in the bible, I don't get why Christians are so frantic about them ever being naked in anything else.

Make them nude you theological prudes!

Also, mohawk'd serpent?

mashedtater

- 2010-04-30

this doesnt even follow cannon! he is a little dragon!

memedumpster

- 2010-04-30

It follows evangelical teachings that dinosaurs were dragons, so the serpent in the garden would also be one.

Scynne - 2010-04-30

Theologically, this is actually pretty good.

Snakes used to have legs and mohawks.
They were nude because they just didn't know better.

Camonk

- 2010-04-30

Settle down Hadji, jesus, we'll get to the sim-sala-bim parts soon.

pastorofmuppets

- 2010-04-30

I shouldn't have been surprised at how many Poser reenactments of Adam and Eve there are on YouTube, but part of me is still innocent, like Adam and Eve were before the fall.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-30

or, I guess, second life or whatever it is that people make 3d abominations in.

Quad9Damage

- 2010-04-30

So what, they just conveniently leave out the part about women having painful childbirth and men ruling over them? What kind of Genesis is that?

pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-30

Probably some hippie NIV shit. Get the King Schafly Version if you want the whole story, unedited and untranslated from its original English.

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2010-04-30

Adam and Eve were honkeys?

nemeses9

- 2010-04-30

Of course. Eden was located in the middle of Branson after all.

magnesium

- 2010-04-30

Where are all the dinosaurs?

cognitivedissonance

- 2010-04-30

It makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand...

mashedtater - 2010-04-30

and do what with him, try to make him eat fruit?

cognitivedissonance - 2010-05-01

In just seven days I can make you a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaa-a-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaan.

StanleyPain

- 2010-04-30

God is such a domineering, insecure, prick.

Slagathor

- 2010-04-30

If they don't know "evil" how in YHWH's name can they possibly be held accountable for not knowing that it is evil to do something that you have been forbidden from doing.

Pillager

- 2010-08-16

I gave you sex organs.

DON'T YOU DARE USE THEM!

Chalkdust

- 2010-05-01

The fruit of knowledge appears to be some sort of apple/peach/onion hybrid.

We must get our top horticulturists on this, stat!

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstat!

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