instant 5 for the fat kid.

This company is quickly descending into psychosis...especialy with the dude stabbing through the car roof.

And the torpedo is fucking retarded...you could do as much damage throwing a much cheaper piece of iron pipe.

Good luck trying to use a metal spike to hunt bunnies.

Rocket Propelled Gut?

It at least looks like it'd be fun to throw at targets in some spare time.

I didn't know fuckin' D&D and Vampire and whatever were famous for flying through the air. What do you mean there's another kind of RPG? Like computers and stuff?

PS:

the fact that they're starting to use aliens and zombies on those wooden torso targets tells me that they're becoming at least a tiny bit self aware.

next up, meat suit.

I was kinda hoping they had actually started producing RPGs.

Listen, say what you want to about that fat guy with the stache, but that butterball is deadly at about 15 feet.

Kills...pop...bottles...DEAD!

Four and a half minutes of horrendous throwing technique. "Wind up and throw it as if it were a baseball." Indeed.

Speed holes!

THROWING KEGEL

So we're looking at, what, 1d6 bludgeoning damage with a bonus 1d4 piercing? Probably -1 to Dexterity bonus too, by the looks of it.

I'll bet fatty has to put his throwing arm on ice for 3 days after one of these parking lot chuck-a-thons.

The Cold Steel guys look exactly like what I'd expect them to.

How are these better than a gun?

If some dumbass is hurling these things at some boards or plastic targets and it flips back at them, they'll really appreciate the resultant depth of puncture I'm sure.

1:58 - WHO'S THAT GUY???

2:06 - AAAAGH HE'S GONE!!!