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revdrew - 2010-05-13

What a rebel

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-13

I see the words "lifelong Jiffy Lube employee" written all over him.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-05-13

Only a badass takes a cigarette out from his ear for .5 seconds to show his friend.

The Townleybomb - 2010-05-13

Fingerless gloves, alternamullet, wispy moustache and SMOKING. This video has fuckin' everything.

memedumpster - 2010-05-13

So Columbine was a mercy killing, eh? *twists mustache*

The Mothership - 2010-05-13

Oh man, we all knew that guy. Wonder what happened to him...

Phil - 2010-05-13

Mine went on to become a prison guard

Macho Nacho - 2010-05-13

Mine became a murder and is dealing with court trials.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-13

Mine got beaten to death by your prison guard.

Severian - 2010-05-14

Mine died drinking and driving at 19.

manfred - 2010-05-14

I wanted to be him

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-05-14

Mine got a trust fund. :(

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-05-14

actually, I had two of them at different points in my life. The second mine became a carny.

splatterbabble - 2010-05-14

Mine got shot in the head for crack and meth on 4/20 about a decade ago.

tmavomodry - 2010-05-14

Mine joined the army, got kicked out a year and a half later, and now does roofing work. He calls me "chief" whenever I see him.

TeenerTot - 2010-05-14

Well, I recently found a less stained couch to replace the raccoon infested one on the front porch. So things are really looking up.

sosage - 2010-05-14

Mine just kept getting his ass kicked by all the non-white kids in the school. He went MIA after graduation.

baleen - 2010-05-14

Mine became one of poetv's most frequent submitters.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-05-14

Fixes cars (but not the ones on the lawn).

HankFinch - 2010-05-14

Mine went on to be an American Badass. No, really. He killed a fucking Martian. He told me.

Frank Rizzo - 2010-07-20

mine raped and killed a girl in 1990

joelkazoo - 2011-01-09

Growing up in a dying farm town, we had tons of these. Here's a pastiche of them:
Mine spent some time in jail for vehicular manslaughter, and now does odd jobs to supplement his disability check. He also got involved with the online skinhead community before finding Jesus and marrying a really fat lady with 3 kids from 3 different daddies, and he added a 4th to the mix. Just when it seemed like he got his life together and was working a lucrative job as an interstate trucker, he had to quit when his Dad had a stroke and he had to move back home to support him. After his wife left him and gained full custody of their kid, he strayed from the flock, and now spends most of his money on child support, PBR, and wrestling PPVs.

twinkieafternoon - 2011-01-24

Mine went insane, lived under his porch, then in his tree house. Then he got a job at the mall Brookstone and lived out of his van. Now he eats Goodwill hot dogs he got from some guy named Martin, plays in a terrible band, and lives with some girl he has sex with who took him in. Also he worked for the census for a while going to door to door.

I think I win?

The Mothership - 2014-09-21

You're all winners.

azazel - 2010-05-14

Mine became a waiter.

teenage mutant lisa turtle - 2010-05-14

Mine sells pot out of his mom's basement

mashedtater - 2010-05-14

mine moved to florida and then moved back and works at the gas station.

Xero - 2010-05-14

Mine joined the tea party.

replicant - 2010-05-14

mine works at games workshop

Braze - 2010-05-14

Mine drove home drunk from a party and flipped his car into a flooded ditch, drowning with his pregnant wife.

animegurl1000 - 2010-05-14

Mine went to Iraq and got killed by an IED.

Invincible Iron Iconoclast - 2010-05-14

Mine finished college despite not having any support form his parents and got a good job at an engineering firm and a think he just married a Louisianian débutante.

No seriously.

frau_eva - 2010-05-14

You're stuck in this bayou shithole too, Iconoclast? God save us both.

BaconAficionado - 2010-05-14

Mine worked construction in the building I'm now working in.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-05-14

Off he goes to Mr. Johnson's remedial math class.

spikestoyiu - 2010-05-14

My two favorite things about this video:

1) Putting the cigarette in his mouth and then right back behind his ear
2) Almost bumping into someone at the very end and attempting that slick evasion technique

William Burns - 2013-01-23

I will be adopting the look.

blue vein steel - 2014-10-17

i wish this were a more popular meme, because that would be a fun Halloween costume

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