Hey Jim, I was just carting all this power and riches around and I thought I'd pop in and see how that gangrene child torture was coming along.

He really sells it.

Yes.

"have you ever noticed that shooting stars are always going to the right or to the left, but never right at you?"

i love this

Creepy jesus portrait on the background.

Guys, I'm not hearing a downside to signing up.

Acid does not work the way you think it does.