After I played MK for the first time, I immediately went and bicycle kicked my best friend to death.

I hear that you can challenge a hooker and then blow a kiss that makes a little bubble of flame incinerate her so you can get your money back.

Me and my friend nearly got killed in a fireball shootout after playing this game.

"Rick Predmore - FATHER". And that was way back in '93, now-a-days young parents are these people's children and three times as retarded..
The human race is doomed.

Parents should have been more concerned that their kids were playing such a crappy game.

This came out when me and all my idiot friends were 12 and holy shit we ate this up.

"making the action look real and not cartoony"

The eye-rolling that the reporter makes at saying "rating system" in sheer incredulity. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

The way adults reacted to this game made the kids who played it develop a smug sense of superiority.

If Deathklok taught me anything, it's that kids love murder.

Do kids these days even know what an arcade is?

There should be a documentary on how brilliant Midway was at making money in the early 90s. Between the MK hysteria and 50 cents per 3 minute quarter of NBA Jam.

I heard the talibans trained by playing bomberman.

Some day a new medium will become the rage amongst the youth and we'll all be too old to understand it, let alone not fear its influence on our children.