I'm not sure if they were going for 'Devastated Realization', or 'Wackity-Smackity-Doo'. I think they just ended up splitting the difference.

Pregnant before marriage, but baby born in wedlock, does not equal bastard.

This is still a crap show.

Anybody who calls their dad The Colonel got the shit beat out of them as a kid.

Bummer, dude. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT F'ED IN THE A. LET'S SEE HOW MUCH GOD LOVES YOU NOW.

Wait until the rest of Glenn Oak hears about this juicy piece of gossip!

No seriously, I guarantee the entire town will know about this by the end of the episode.

DEBORAH RAFFIN FANS FOREVER

Yeah, well what do you know, you fucking lush.

The look on his face shows that he clearly feels like it was him knocking his mom up out of wedlock.

OWNED SO HARD

It's been eight years, and Eric is still standing there, with that same look on his face.

His family has never been happier.




I was kind of hoping this would end with "They were pregnant with..."

"An abortion!"

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT

This is pretty much the most stilted thing I've ever seen.

best of all the 7th heaven videos so far.

i don't know what that says.

HELLO JULIE THE COLONEL YOU PREGNANT WHY MARINE TALKING TELL THOUGHT THAT WHY TELL PREGNANT ANOTHER MARINE OKAY HAHA WAIT WHAT?

I'm an only child, so I never really had a sibling relationship (I came close; some cousins had to live with us for about a year when I was a kid, and now they're my brothers from another mother, we're mad close); but I can't imagine talking to my imaginary brother/sister like these two people talk. What awful, awful writing.