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Comment count is 36
endlesschris - 2010-06-02

I never could catch Jesus. I had 10 of the 11 elemental apostles though.

twinkieafternoon - 2010-06-02

I got the first 3 hidden Gospel-released Legendaries, but I needed a transfer pack to get the Silver/Dark Matthewgia. Does that count as cheating?

SDAusmus - 2010-06-02


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-06-03

I choose you, Satan!

nemeses9 - 2010-06-02

They look just like I'd imagine uber-Christian Pokemon fans would.

raeshaldis - 2010-06-02

So... is it a joke or for real? Anybody know?

manfred - 2010-06-02

it is the Philippines. that should answer your question.

Hooper_X - 2010-06-02

Between seeing this video and randomly finding a flickr belonging to a furry who obsessively photographs everything he eats, today has really felt like an old-school POE-Red kind of day.

This should be one of the top rated videos on POETV.

(also: holy shit the dance at 1:30)

socialist_hentai - 2010-06-02

Reminds me of a teacher a friend of mine had as a kid, who would obsessively rip apart any pokemon/transformers/captain planet/barbie/my little pony stickers and promotional paraphernalia she would find in her pupils' possession because they were actually SATAN in disguise!

Chalkdust - 2010-06-02

Jesus Christ!

Severian - 2010-06-02

You took the words right outta my mouth.

Camonk - 2010-06-02

Total waste of time. Asians don't have souls.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-06-02

It's super racist, but for a second my brain couldn't process the image of an Asian kid holding a Bible.

Riskbreaker - 2010-06-03

Koreans and philippines are the ones who ate the whole Jesus thing the most. The rest of asia doesn't give a damn about it.

Camonk - 2010-06-03

I guess that makes Phillipinos and Koreans the dumbest ones, cause the rest know they don't have souls and so don't waste their time.

Guess that's why Korea's been invaded 20 times in the last 200 years. Or, wait, do I have those numbers backwards?

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-06-03

Actually, China has about 200 million Christians now.

manfred - 2010-06-03

No, the number is 100 million max.

dek863 - 2010-06-02

I would suspect that this is real. The uper-religious have no bounds on how untalented they are in Jesus art.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-06-02

you cant fucking prove thats parody

La Loco - 2010-06-02

2:07 taught me that we must snap necks for Jesus' blessing.

memedumpster - 2010-06-02

Look what Jesus does to people. Jesus is the anti-Fonze.

RocketBlender - 2010-06-02

5 stars for being exactly what I thought it would be from the title and description.

5 invisistars for semi-application of Poe's law. You can't parody this shit.

Xenocide - 2010-06-03

And to think, all this time, finding Jesus was as easy as walking back and forth in tall grass.

Sudan no1 - 2010-06-03

it's really hard to find a shiny Jesus though.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-06-03

I think the message here is that it takes real master balls to run with Jesus.

Pigeon - 2010-06-03

Jesus sucks against electric type

pressed peanut sweepings - 2010-06-03

Sucks more against wood and metal type.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-06-04

Technically, Jesus is a ghost type.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2010-06-03

It's super effective!

chumbucket - 2010-06-03

Opens up possible undead powers upon evolution

Rudy - 2010-06-03


FatFatuousNation - 2010-06-05


ItsAboutTime - 2010-06-03

Yeah sure they can do this shit in the studio with their autotune shit, but they probably suck live!

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-06-04

Why do they sound like they're constantly afraid someone's going to scold them.

Oh, that's right.

Bort - 2010-11-22


Rape Van Winkle - 2011-02-11

This might be the one that pushes me over the edge to suicide.

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