The band is called "Lust Control" and this is a song about how masturbation is wrong... so I'm assuming this is a band whose entire shtick is singing about how premarital sex is immoral? I'm not going to look it up. I don't need to know.
If you don't masturbate, you end up writing songs like this for your release.
Also, so this is what Jason Lee would sound like fronting a crappy punk band.