Oktay     - 2010-06-04
I'd like my planet back.
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BorrowedSolution     - 2010-06-04
It's a moth! No, it's my mother's breasts! No, it's my father's sense of crushing disappointment with me! Hey! Get away from me with that jacket!
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chumbucket     - 2010-06-04
terraforming, BP style
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BorrowedSolution - 2010-06-04 This is terraforming in the same way that falling into a black hole is superluminal travel.
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voodoo_pork     - 2010-06-04
OH GOOD.
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charmlessman     - 2010-06-04
Can someone tell me why we aren't stringing people from BP, TansOcean and Haliburton up on a yard arm?
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jangbones - 2010-06-04 Its their world, we're only guests here.
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ADnova     - 2010-06-04
We're gonna need a lot of hay.
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Quad9Damage     - 2010-06-04
:-(
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rustedmutt     - 2010-06-04
Well that's just peachy.
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jangbones - 2010-06-04
My friends and I got a house in the Outer Banks last year. It was beautiful. The beach was immaculate. We canoed along salt marshes.
Now I'm sad.
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memedumpster     - 2010-06-04
Oh good, the shoggoth will go searching for new friends.
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Frank Rizzo - 2010-06-04
oh god!! This planet is over!!! DYE HAS THE SAME FLUID PROPERTIES AS CRUDE OIL AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING TO FIX THIS OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111one
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Meerkat - 2010-06-04 He will blame the extreme greenies for not letting the oil rigs drill closer to shore.
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nemeses9     - 2010-06-04
Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be ACKUGGHAHUHUHGAHUGERLLLLLLL
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garcet71283     - 2010-06-05
Soon, my coast will be the only good coast and the value of my property will increase 10-fold!
Just as planned, muwahahahaha
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kingofthenothing     - 2010-06-05
Fuck. Fucking fuck. It was nice talking to you weird internet strangers. May you all meet your end with glory.
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nemeses9 - 2010-06-05
Corporations are recognized as citizens, so can't they be given the death penalty?
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